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I Went To The Dentist Today, Oy Vey

I went to the dentist today, oy vey

He looked in my mouth and he saw decay

He said, It can’t go on this way.”

Oy vey, oy vey, oy vey, oy vey.

 

So he drilled and he drilled and he drilled and he drilled

And he filled and he filled and he filled and he filled

And he billed and he billed and he billed and he billed

Oy vey, oy vey, oy vey, oy vey

 

He filled my tooth in just the right spot

My tooth is filled but my wallet is not

At least decay in my tooth I don’t got

Oy vey, oy vey, oy vey, oy vey

 

He worked on me til time was up

I needed this like a “luch in cup” *

That’s a mean a hole in the nut

Oy vey, oy vey, oy vey, oy vey

 

Oy vey!

 

* (Yiddish) “hole in the head”




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